I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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