Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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