It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
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