So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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