So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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