I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
