wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
We need to rekindle our bromance
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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