he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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