we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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