What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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