my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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