do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
this just has baby written all over it
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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