come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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