just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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