I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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