Is it because I queefed?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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