? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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