everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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