This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
