did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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