that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
it glows. i had to have it.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Randomize