addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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