So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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