are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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