We're like a lot better than the average bears
That's intense
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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