it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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