so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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