Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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