VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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