What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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