But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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