i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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