their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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