I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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