I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
It's shark week go big or go home
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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