Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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