will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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