I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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