Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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