I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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