im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Randomize
