p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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