Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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