dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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