I wish I could teleport
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
