so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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