Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I can text with my tongue
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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