Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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