used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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