The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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