bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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