Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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