Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize
