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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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