She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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