at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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