I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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