whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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